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ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Dr.Teufel Geist - 12-10-2009 01:41 AM
Quote:Like most of today's monsters, the back story of the zombie is steeped in folklore. Originating in Haiti, ancient stories tell of cursed men rising from the grave at their master's call to do his bidding. Over the years zombielore has evolved to include mutated alien viruses, government-created genetically mutated viruses and demonic possession. Spending a few minutes getting to know the different methods of zombification will simplify your transition from human to zombie.
The Voodoo Curse
The earliest stories about zombies come from Haiti. In order to become a voodoo zombie, you must be revived by a voodoo sorcerer. Once you have arisen from the dead, you will have no will of your own, and will be under the complete control of the sorcerer. Voodoo zombies are considered relatively harmless, unless the sorcerer who controls them sends them on a vengeance mission.....
Source http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-become-a-zombie
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Quote:Let's face it. With the constant advances in science and technology, waking up one day to discover three-quarters of your local population have been slaughtered and recruited by the walking dead doesn't seem as far-fetched as it used to. The possibility of a zombie attack seems more likely than ever. When that fateful day arrives you will want to make sure you're prepared to not only defend yourself against them, but to survive.
Tips for Surviving Zombies
Be prepared.
Know the route to the nearest superstore, school or shopping mall.
Learn how to use a firearm.
Know your enemy.
Run, run, run! .....
Source http://www.mahalo.com/how-to-survive-a-zombie-attack
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - bleedme - 12-10-2009 01:47 AM
Some one once told me 'Jesus Christ' was a zombie' cause he rose from the dead J/K hehehehe
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Zxx - 12-10-2009 02:26 AM
When fighting the undead killing them is pointless. look like a zombie, blend in and they'll avoid you. zoombie...
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - bleedme - 12-10-2009 02:46 AM
Go for the eyes!!!! Gotta poke em all!!!!!!!
I took the quiz on facebook for zombie survival rate and mine's %65. It told me to find ppl to surround myself around that had a higher survival rate. I still say poke out theeir eyes, they can't kill ya if they can't see ya, unless they have enhanced smell like vamps or werewolves
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Zxx - 12-10-2009 03:28 AM
I'd have to go for the disbelief defense. So while I'm slowin' em down by being eaten first eveybody else start runnin' b/c I'll be comin' ta' eat sum bwainz,..
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - bleedme - 12-10-2009 04:04 AM
It'd be comical if zombies wanted hair and dentures instead of brains to eat
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Zxx - 12-10-2009 05:43 AM
Or if they just took over menial jobs and refused wages, o wait I think zombies are only another name for illegal alien. Ahhaha!
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - vzy4kat6387 - 12-10-2009 02:33 PM
That's too funny, I could picture zombies walking around my neighborhood. They may not exist right now but if those scientists keep messing around with chemicals in there lab there liable to create a virus that will turn them into the living dead.. Heh I'm prepared I've been playing left 4 dead which for those of you who don't know what it is, it's a game where your fighting to survive against zombies! Lol. I like it, it's pretty fun but not so fun when the zombies run at you lol. And when they run, you can't out run them haha.
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Aesalon - 12-10-2009 05:18 PM
Great! Now I'll have 'Shaun of the Dead' running throug my head all day.
RE: ZOMBIES:Everything you never wanted to know and more. - Zxx - 12-10-2009 07:54 PM
(12-10-2009 05:18 PM)Aesalon Wrote: Great! Now I'll have 'Shaun of the Dead' running throug my head all day.
I know this dude named Shaun. Whenever I heard of that movie It'd remind me of him, haha! His dad writes movie scripts and I think it's prob. him. I know him well and I know that 'Shaun of the Dead' is not going to be any good! Haha!
I'd like to see 'Cannibal Hookers' though. Ew.